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The Greatest Joke in Astrology.

I am a professional Astrologer. I want to know your mobile number. Wait do not share your mobile number. I want to tell you something else. This blog will let you know

9 May 20262 min read
Once it happened that a stranger I met in my club where I play snooker wanted to know my mobile number. I said 9 and stopped. Then he asked me where are the remaining numbers. I told him it is just 9. He said "you must be joking". A week earlier the same person (Ramesh) had asked me a question about himself on the basis of Astrology and he added "My Janma Rashi is Karkataka (in Tamil he said Katagam). I said that "I need to know where the remaining 8 grahas are and including the Lagna it is actually 9". To which Ramesh said "all the Astrologers in the world give prediction based on Moon Sign and Moon Star (Nakshatra)". I said "I cannot tell you anything reliable if you tell me only the position of Moon in your horoscope". So I reminded Ramesh, "The other day you gave me only the position of one Graha (Planet) in your horoscope and so I will give you only 1 number out of the 10 digit mobile number". Only now Ramesh understood what I wanted to convey. So the greatest joke in Astrology is trying to read the karma of a person by just knowing their Janma Rasi (Moon Sign). Just as you cannot call someone using your mobile phone with just 1 number out of the 10 digit mobile number, I cannot (no Astrologer) tell something specific about you if you just give me the position of Moon in your horoscope. If an Astrologer claims he can do it, or if any person in the world believes that this is possible, then consider it "The Greatest Joke in Astrology". By E K Dhilip Kumar

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